Big Mac With A Side Of Creep

Last night was to say the least a very eventful night. I was at home with everybody when I think Anthony decided he was hungry. Jade runs upstairs and informed me that they were going to McDonalds and asked if I wanted to go. Now I am not the type of girl that turns down a trip to McDonalds so of course I hastily agreed. It ended up being Jade, Brittany, Anthony and me that went. This part may not seem important but for the story to be correctly visualized you must know where we were all sitting in the vehicle. Jade drove and Britt was in the back right behind her which leaves Anthony in the passenger side front seat and me behind him. So we all happily drive off to McDonalds at 3:00am, when we pull in we began to talk about the van in front of us. Jade made the telltale remark "Look at the kidnapper van. I guess they are buying the kids a happy meal to keep them quiet" she then trailed off into a mocking style of talking and while none of us could really understand her it ended with "....and I will take you home tomorrow" then a loud laugh. Well of course that got our imaginations running wild. We are still waiting forever to place our order when we notice a crack in the back window of the van, Jade once again goes off on a tangent (with some assistance from Anthony) about how the kid, that was locked up in the van at that very moment awaiting the happy meal, had busted the window while being abducted. We giggled about that for awhile and then once again Jade (is anyone noticing a pattern here) screams, while her window is down, the license plate number LOUDLY and says"everyone remember that we are going to need it tomorrow!" At this point in time Chester Molester stops ordering mid sentence and slowly turns his head to look at us. Just imagine this weird guy in a beanie with greasy strings of hair sticking out and a leather jacket (um what season is it again duh) slowly rotating his head until he meets you full on with the death glare. At this point in time we are all screaming and trying to get our windows and doors locked simultaneously. Shew...safely resting in the car we watch as CM runs OVER the sidewalk and almost knocks his mirror off trying to pull around the drive thru. While ordering Brittany makes the wonderful discovery that there is an older lady in the van with CM, she was officially dubbed the Helper. Now CM and Helper were also officially dubbed DRUNK as they tried their hardest to get through the drive thru. One close call with the mirror and three more harrowing stares they finally got their food and were on their way. I may not be the best story teller but I hope that you all can use your imaginations and envision this scene. I know this post was long but believe me it was seriously some of the funniest stuff I had seen in awhile. Oh and if anyone hears about a recently abduction let me know cause I have a License plate number that will forever be drilled into my brain.

God Bless